Just posted this before I saw this!like forreal.
LEAVE ME ALONE with that shit.
facebook be trollin’ hard doe.
(Source: whatsgoingon12)
Ask me some sexual questions
- 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
- 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
- 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
- 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
- 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
- 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
- 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
- 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
- 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
- 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
- 11: Top or bottom?
- 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
- 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
- 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
- 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
- 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
- 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
- 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
- 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
- 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
- 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
- 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
- 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
- 25: Biggest turn on:
- 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
- 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
- 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
- 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
- 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
- 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
- 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
- 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
- 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
- 35: What your favorite part of your body:
- 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
- 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
- 38: What do you wear to bed?
- 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
- 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
- 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
- 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
- 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
- 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
- 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
- 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
- 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
- 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
- 49: Most attractive celebrity?
- 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
- 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
- 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
- 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
- 54: Do you have stretch marks?
- 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
- 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
- 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
- 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
- 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
- 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
- 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
- 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
- 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
- 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
- 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
- 66: Do you watch porn?
- 67: How small is too small?
- 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
- 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
- 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
- 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
- 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
- 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
- 74: Booty or Boobs?
- 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
- 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
- 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
- 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
- 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
- 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
- 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
